Warning Signs: For Buyers.
June 26th, 2009 . by Jon ModeneBuyers.
The LIFE BLOOD of residential real estate.
And, as I counseled a young couple today - first time buyers - there has NEVER been a better time to be a first time buyer.
But . . . buyers have to beware!

Here are a few stream of consciousness warning signs for buyers:
- The house for sale with central heat and air . . . but there is a window air conditioner in the upstairs bedroom. This is a CLUE. The central HVAC does not work properly.
-The house for sale with a dirty kitchen - dishes and plates full of old food laying around, grease caked range. This is a CLUE. The current owners do not maintain ANYTHING in the house properly.
-The house with paneling - never moved or removed paneling over their 25+ year old basement walls. This is a CLUE. Perrysburg is built on soil called Hoytville Clay. Note the word “CLAY”. It moves and destroys basement walls.
-The house with a warning sign “Pretty Kitty Will Bite - Be Careful”. This is a CLUE. If the cat is allowed to bite, it is probably allowed to mark, spot, and otherwise take ownership of the physical plant of the house.
-The house where the seller dogmatically, and without any prompting states “We ain’t gonna pay your buyer’s closing costs - never did believe in that stuff.” This is a CLUE. An irritable and arrogant seller may also have pricing problems with the new realities of this market.
-The house that just never seems to keep long-term owners in residence - turning over every year or two and usually on a busy road or corner lot. This is a CLUE. You won’t like living in this house either - not unless you get such a deal that you smile everytime you pull into the driveway.
-The house - and you have two little children - that has some dogs running around in the house next door. And in the back yard. Big, mean dogs. This is a CLUE. You may not be happy with your neighbors.

-The house with the basement that smells funny. . . . wet . . . kind of damp. This again is a CLUE about the type of soil in Perrysburg and its location on the former Great Black Swamp. Current owners can’t fix the water problem? And YOU are going to?

-The house that has the weird floor plan. So weird that you do not know what to call the rooms. “This is the annex room that leads to the bedroom. That is the vestibule with the fireplace.” This is a CLUE. Anachronistic floor plans are not popular for a reason - they don’t work.
The house filled with lots of dead bugs (this really happens!). This again, is a CLUE. They have to live somewhere. They do tend to reproduce. They don’t pay rent. You don’t want to live in their house!
Just a few observations.
Just a few clues.









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