You have got to be kidding me. This is EXACTLY what the Perrysburg City Council and Perrysburg Township Trustees have “SOB” ordinances for. Link here . . .
But maybe some people can’t read the law.
Because someone is trying to put an adult “novelty” store, with pornographic videos, visiting porn “actresses” and all of the other accouterments right in Perrysburg Township adjacent to Oakmont Subdivision.
Lovely.
Charming.
I am all for freedom and business – being a Libertarian-minded capitalist business owner. But we have this little OVERLAY in our lives in Perrysburg called . . . . zoning.
Why do we have zoning? So that if I live in Oakmont or in Perrysburg, some out of town sleazebag who lives somewhere else with BETTER zoning does not destroy my property values.
Adam & Eve? In Perrysburg? Right.
This store will brings, according to the Supreme Court, the following potential blessings to Perrysburg:
a. Decline of character of a community’s neighborhoods and quality of life.
b. Increase of crime (e.g., prostitution, drug sales).
c. Spread of disease, particularly sexually transmitted diseases.
d. Degeneration of the social and moral order.
e. Harm to children.
Here is a picture or two of an Adam & Eve franchise in suburban Detroit. They encouraged, in a contest, their customers to disrobe and dance in their underwear outside the store. That will be fun for your kids to see on Oakmead Dr. as you are going to Little League or 4H. They bring their own “adult movie” “actresses” to their stores. I wonder what that crowd looks like! (You have to use a lot of “QUOTE” marks when writing about “adult” “businesses” and their “effects” on our communities.)


Perrysburg Township has already DENIED their zoning request.
But the fine, nameless, anonymous (cowardly?) franchisee is appealing.
You can make your voice heard.
At the next Perrysburg Township Board of Zoning Appeals Meeting.
Tuesday, September 15, 6:00 PM
Board of Zoning Appeals Meeting
Perrysburg Township
26609 Lime City Rd.
419-872-8861
See you there?
You can read about Adam and Eve in the Bible. You can read about this adult store at their web site – www.adamevestores.com And you can read about the effects of adult and erotic businesses here at www.CCV.org.
You want to be an “adult”? Do that with your spouse in your house – or wherever it is allowed by zoning. Don’t bring that into our city and township and destroy our property values.